CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Symptoms
Here we observe a peculiar specimen—merely two hours old, yet exhibiting the feverish price movements of a creature in its death throes. The $1M volume suggests a feeding frenzy, that beautiful, terrible moment when the remora fish discover fresh carrion. One wonders if this remarkable 290% ascent is a sign of health, or merely the final spasms of a collapsing star.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature hyperinflation followed by inevitable gravity
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left a 3000-holder graveyard."