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Sophie's Brevity: A Seventeen Hour Extinction Event

In the waning hours of its brief existence, Sophie the token experienced what naturalists might call a 'catastrophic population collapse'—98% of its genome concentrated in merely ten specimens, a biological impossibility that somehow made perfect financial sense. Like a mayfly that discovered it was allergic to oxygen, this 17-hour-old creature thrashed violently in $19,000 of trading volume before succumbing to the inevitable: zero liquidity and the merciful revocation of all authority. Nature, as always, abhors a vacuum—and a 20-holder ponzi.