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A Father's Investment Crumbles Into Dust

And so we observe the token's final gasps—a mere 236 hours into its brief existence. With liquidity evaporating faster than a parent's retirement savings, and ninety percent of wealth concentrated in the hands of ten opportunists, DAD never stood a chance. In nature, we call this a pump-and-dump; in finance, we call it a cautionary tale whispered at dinner tables.