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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe The Rescue Dog in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survived precisely zero hours before meeting an untimely demise. Like a mayfly at a funeral, AXEL burned brilliantly and briefly, its liquidity evaporating faster than one's confidence in humanity. Seven brave souls held the bag as the top 10 holders, who somehow owned everything, discovered that mathematical impossibility makes for poor tokenomics.