CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token's Spectacular One-Hour Demise
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the rare distinction of dying before it truly lived. Born merely sixty minutes ago, the Kato token experienced what might be called a 'flash crash'—though more accurately, a flash extinction. Here, concentrated in the wallets of ten patient vultures, lies the tragic remains of what once promised to be a fund.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization, infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it lost twenty percent in an afternoon—a true monument to the principle that speed and greed make for the perfect funeral pyre."