CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours
In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere moments ago, already hemorrhaging 13.3% of its lifeblood. The Shoggoth, despite its A-grade credentials and revoked authorities suggesting legitimacy, has discovered what so many before it have learned: a liquidity pool of $14,831 cannot sustain the weight of human greed. The top 10 holders, clutching 46.2% of the circulating supply, have begun their silent exodus.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration meets market reality
EPITAPH
"It had promise, it had paperwork, it had approximately four hours before becoming a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers."
