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The Black Bull: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe The Black Bull in its natural habitat—the blockchain—mere hours after conception, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic failure. With ninety percent of its population concentrated in the hands of ten individuals and liquidity mysteriously absent, this creature never had a chance to evolve beyond its larval stage. It thrashed violently for $11,438 in a single day before expiring, leaving only 44 bewildered holders to question how they'd been selected for this particular financial extinction event.