ANSEM’S DOG/3zEj..pump
TERMINAL
Ansem’s dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$9.4K
+347.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$3.1K
Holders
27
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$15.63B
Price USD
$1.56e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Ansem's Dog: A Zero-Hour Collapse

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the meme token ecosystem—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decay of a six-month-old cadaver. The 347% price surge, a death rattle masquerading as vitality, drew in the hopeful before the inevitable gravitational collapse. With 99.1% of supply concentrated in ten wallets and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this creature never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$3.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 97.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It moved fast, it moved hard, and it moved everybody's money except upward—nature's perfect rug, dressed in the clothes of decentralization.

Holders

§ 04 · 27 wallets
Top 1
50.7%
Top 5
97.4%
Top 10
99.1%
01HDdZ...G8er50.75%
025XGy...iqZA43.71%
036zcs...KkGb1.45%
04HLfG...ayYb0.75%
053u5i...LewK0.74%
065mDo...9C7i0.39%
07D8L9...ofnt0.39%
086xDp...KnL10.35%
093amK...6k4s0.30%
108YLP...vQYH0.29%