CAUSE OF DEATH
Epic Face Meets Gravity, Loses Spectacularly
Here we observe the cadaver of Epic Face, a token whose 7 remaining holders clutch their bags like mourners at a funeral no one attended. With zero liquidity and the top 10 holders owning 100% of supply—a mathematical poetry of perfect concentration—this specimen achieved what few tokens manage: complete and utter irrelevance while technically still breathing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration toxicity and liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It had a 2.6% pump today. The vultures are still deciding if it's worth pecking at."