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Coconut Cartel Wilts After One Hour

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: the Coconut Cartel, born merely sixty minutes ago, already displaying the rigor mortis of a failed pump-and-dump scheme. With 99.3% of tokens concentrated in ten wallets and zero liquidity remaining, this particular cartel has discovered that controlling the entire supply is rather pointless when nobody wishes to purchase it. The irony, of course, is exquisite—authorities were revoked to signal legitimacy, yet somehow this has not prevented the inevitable gravitational collapse.