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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, 78 Degrees has achieved the impressive feat of experiencing a 180% price swing while maintaining precisely zero liquidity—rather like a creature that evolved legs but forgot the ground beneath them. With 61.6% of its meager population concentrated in the top ten holders, this token represents nature's perfect pump-and-dump predator, though regrettably, the dump appears to have arrived before anyone could actually sell.