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Pigeon Flew Into Spinning Propeller

Here we observe the World Cup Pigeon in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence, already convulsing through a 4080% price swing like a bird caught in a jet engine. The creature's skeleton reveals a most curious pathology: 19 holders, yet the top 10 possess every last feather. One might say this particular pigeon never had a ghost of a chance.

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