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Butt Token: Born Stillborn, Died Instantly

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the r/Butt token—a creature that emerged gasping into existence mere hours ago, only to expire before it could even develop a proper circulatory system. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and a 73.8% price collapse that would make free-fall parachutists nervous, this token achieved the remarkable distinction of becoming worthless while still technically alive. The two remaining holders clutch their bags like Darwin finches on a dying island, their 100% portfolio concentration a monument to either tremendous conviction or spectacular misunderstanding.