CAUSE OF DEATH
Pain Never Leaves: A One-Hour Catastrophe
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already hemorrhaging 41% of its value. The creature exhibited all the hallmarks of survival: revoked authorities, respectable liquidity, even a modest following. And yet, like the mayfly, it achieved in sixty minutes what takes most tokens weeks to accomplish.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic pump-and-dump mechanics
EPITAPH
"Its name proved prophetic—the pain, indeed, never left. It simply arrived immediately."