CAUSE OF DEATH
Mayhem Bitch: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that barely drew breath before succumbing to the inevitable. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Mayhem Bitch attracted precisely three investors—perhaps out of pity, perhaps out of confusion. By the time the dust settled, they had collectively witnessed a 54.6% evaporation of capital, a liquidity pool as dry as a phoenix's tears, and the dawning realization that they were the only three people in the room.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug-pull dressed as a token
EPITAPH
"She promised mayhem and delivered only on half the promise—the bitch part was self-inflicted."
