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Mayhem Rocket: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the waning moments of its existence—mere hours after conception—Mayhem Rocket experienced what we in the scientific community call 'catastrophic instantaneous failure.' The specimen never achieved sentience, let alone consciousness, managing only a brief spasm of $64.19 in volume before expiring utterly. A truly remarkable achievement in the art of doing nothing, spectacularly.