GREATEST OF ALL TOKENS/3d8Q..pump
FLATLINED
Greatest Of All Tokens

Greatest Of All Tokens3d8Qe6PXLhAKYH487ErYtosaRH5SiwgjEsrD2bLfpump

$GOAT3d8Q..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, concentration death

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-16.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.6K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.96B
Price USD
$1.96e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Greatest Token Meets Grimmest Fate Within Hours

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the Greatest Of All Tokens—a creature so magnificent it existed for mere moments before collapsing entirely. With a single holder commanding all supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this token experienced what can only be described as the financial equivalent of spontaneous combustion. One might say it achieved greatness precisely by demonstrating how quickly ambition can turn to dust.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, concentration death
Patient Note

Here lies GOAT: it was neither good, nor outstanding, nor a token—just a cautionary tale whispered in Discord.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017FCb...vwZU100.00%