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CAUSE OF DEATH

Thinking Baby's One-Hour Existential Crisis

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe the Thinking Baby—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping its final breaths. With zero liquidity, 64% of tokens consolidated in the top ten holders' iron grip, and a 241% price swing that suggests random number generation rather than economics, this infant never had a chance. Like a mayfly born at dusk, it experienced its entire lifecycle in the time it takes to brew a mediocre espresso.

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