CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes
Here we observe The Immortal Snail, a creature that has perished before it could even properly be born—a remarkable achievement in financial Darwinism. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it managed to shed 60% of its value whilst maintaining the impressive illusion of liquidity through sheer desperation. The top ten holders, clutching 82.5% of supply like a drowning man to driftwood, have demonstrated nature's fundamental law: that which concentrates too heavily, collapses most catastrophically.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Toxic concentration meets zero liquidity death spiral
EPITAPH
"They said it was immortal. They were immortally wrong."
