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Ansem's Mom: A One-Hour Wonder

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved a remarkable 273% price surge in merely sixty minutes—a phenomenon typically reserved for either genius or fraud. The creature, despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in what appeared to be a gesture of legitimacy, has expired without a heartbeat of liquidity, its ninety-three holders now scattered like frightened birds from a corpse already decomposing in the afternoon sun.