CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Succumbs to Gravitational Market Forces
In merely sixty minutes, the specimen known as ᵐⁱⁿⁱ experienced a catastrophic 70% hemorrhage—a mortality rate that would make even the most aggressive predators in nature appear merciful by comparison. Despite the ceremonial revocation of its authorities, suggesting noble intentions, the creature's brief existence was dominated by a concentrated oligarchy of ten holders, whose collective grip resembled a python's embrace: relentless, inevitable, and ultimately suffocating.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration collapse combined with newborn fragility
EPITAPH
"It lived for an hour, died for a thousand wallets, and will be forgotten by lunch."
