CAUSE OF DEATH
WILLY: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Collapse
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we witness a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, WILLY has already succumbed to the most aggressive form of predation known to crypto: concentrated wealth distribution. The creature's 99.8% holder concentration proved less a feature and more a design philosophy, one might say a feature optimized entirely for the rapid liquidity evaporation of retail investors.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration decay and catastrophic exit liquidity
EPITAPH
"WILLY arrived at the waterhole, took a sip, and immediately became the waterhole."