CAUSE OF DEATH
Universal Coin: A Ten-Hour Tragedy
In the beginning, there was hope. Thirty-five brave souls gathered around Universal Coin, only to discover that nine of them controlled the kingdom entire. Like a mayfly that learned to trade, it burned brilliantly for ten hours before the inevitable collapse—a 107% pump that promised everything and delivered only heartbreak and zero liquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It flew too close to the sun on wings of defi, collapsing under the weight of its own centralization before lunch was served."