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Normie Coin: Dead on Arrival, No Survivors

Here we observe Normie Coin in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first birthday cake could be baked. With zero liquidity and a holder count that suggests a couple's joint cryptocurrency experiment gone terribly wrong, this token managed to generate precisely $426.98 in volume, a sum that wouldn't buy a decent lunch in San Francisco. The authorities may be revoked, but the real crime was the token itself.