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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Behold the 'There will be signs' specimen—a creature born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the classic symptoms of acute liquidity evaporation. In nature, we observe that when 60% of a population is concentrated in merely ten individuals, the inevitable cascade of panic selling creates a most exquisite death spiral, one that makes the mayfly's lifespan seem positively geological by comparison.