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The Bullshit: A One-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the token in its natural habitat—the mempool—where it thrived for precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of pump-and-dump dynamics. The creature's authorities were revoked, a futile gesture of good faith that proved wholly irrelevant when 98.6% of its population resided in but ten bellies. As our specimen crashed 90.8% in a single rotation of the clock, it became clear that its name was less marketing strategy and more prophecy.