CAUSE OF DEATH
God Troll: Born Broken, Died Immediately
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, completing its entire lifecycle in mere hours. The GOD TROLL, despite its grandiose nomenclature, lacked even the basic circulatory system of liquidity, its twelve holders clutching their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral they themselves orchestrated. One might say it transcended the usual death throes of a rug pull; this was less murder and more elaborate performance art.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn centralization meets phantom liquidity
EPITAPH
"It trolled God once. God won."