CAUSE OF DEATH
Girl vs Machine: Machine Wins Decisively
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen that survived merely sixty minutes in the wild. The creature, born with all the hallmarks of legitimacy—revoked authorities, modest volume—was tragically consumed by its own apex predators: six holders who possessed its entire genome. Nature, it seems, abhors a fair distribution.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and predatory concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived for an hour, it died for a reason, and somewhere a whale converted $10k into tuition for their next exit scam."