CAUSE OF DEATH
Marvin the Toad: Stillborn in the Swamp
Here we observe Marvin the Toad, a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a soap bubble, it experienced a catastrophic 49% hemorrhage while still in the delivery room. The top ten holders, having already claimed 93% of the embryonic supply, watched with the detached fascination of nature documentarians as their newborn promptly expired.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and whale concentration
EPITAPH
"Marvin hopped once and fell into the void—a $1,158 tribute to hope's brevity."