CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib
Here we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely an hour ago, $MEAL experienced what we might charitably call a catastrophic market rejection, with a 94% price collapse that would make evolutionary biologists weep. The predators have long since fed, leaving only the bones of liquidity and a handful of bewildered holders clutching their worthless certificates.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infanticide by concentrated whale holdings
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got absolutely rekt—all before lunch."