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Grand Theft Auto Coin: A Five-Day Heist Gone Wrong

Here we observe the cadaver of GTA Coin, a speculative venture that lived fast and died young—a mere 121 hours of existence marked by staggering concentration of wealth among the chosen few. The creature's liquidity of just $3,007 and 24-hour volume of $23.69 suggest it never quite learned to breathe on its own, gasping its last in the unforgiving Solana ecosystem. In nature, when 96.7% of the population is controlled by ten individuals, we call this a monopoly; in crypto, we simply call it Tuesday.