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Celebrity Token Flatlines After Brief, Turbulent Hour

In the brutal ecosystem of memetic finance, we witness the tragic demise of MELANIA—a creature that burned brilliantly for merely sixty minutes before succumbing to the inevitable forces of concentration and abandonment. With 98.9% of its supply held by a mere ten wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, this digital specimen expired not with a bang, but with a whimper and a -0.2% death rattle.