CAUSE OF DEATH
Pinocchio's Nose Grew Too Fast, Too Soon
Here we observe a creature born merely three hours ago, already showing the telltale signs of terminal concentration—a top ten holding pattern so severe it suggests fewer hands than a puppet's frame. The revoked authorities provide a false sense of security, much like a wooden boy's promise to be good; the real puppet master remains obscured in the shadows of $4.7k liquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute centralization combined with temporal anomaly
EPITAPH
"A token that promised to be a real boy, but couldn't even manage to be real liquidity."