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The Jester's One-Hour Comedy of Errors

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, The Jester lived fast and died faster—a mere sixty minutes of existence marked by a spectacular 92.8% price collapse. Here we observe a textbook case of liquidity evaporation, where eighty percent of tokens concentrated in a handful of wallets created the perfect conditions for a catastrophic exit. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities, rather than offering comfort, served only as a eulogy read to an already-departing audience.