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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Penguin Expires Before First Waddle

Here we observe the Confucian Penguin, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic system failure. With zero liquidity and a top ten that controls three-quarters of all holdings, this digital waterfowl never stood a chance—a masterclass in how to construct a financial iceberg and promptly sail directly into it.

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