CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Shows Suspicious Vital Signs
In the manner of a mayfly encountering a Venus flytrap, World Pepe Cup has arrived with all the hallmarks of a creature designed for spectacular brevity. Born merely one hour ago, it has already achieved the trading volume of a established market—a mathematical impossibility that suggests the natural order has been rather creatively violated. The authorities, dutifully revoked at birth, whisper of a token engineered for exactly one purpose: the magnificent separation of speculators from their capital.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature liquidity evaporation pending
EPITAPH
"138% gains in 60 minutes; 100% losses in the next 60—nature's perfect symmetry."
