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Premature Token Expiration After Sixty Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic case of DILDO—a creature born merely an hour ago, already gasping its final breath. Here lies a token whose liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew, its 29 holders clutching worthless digital certificates while the top ten devoured 99% of the supply. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and spectacularly poor tokenomics.