Nigger by Matt Furie2GZu5FFVn4hYdRnf5QnMXaKi2KWrC4hKqqGUxGxepump

Newborn Token Flatlines in Record Time

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the token that existed for mere hours, achieving a gravity-defying 3103% price movement before evaporating entirely. Six holders gathered round its deathbed, each watching their share of precisely nothing. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity drained, and like a mayfly that overslept, it simply never drew breath.