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Bastille Falls in Record Time: A Spectacular Collapse

Here we observe the Bastille token, a creature born mere hours ago, yet already extinct in all meaningful ways. In a stunning display of natural selection, ninety-six percent of its genetic material concentrated in the top ten holders—a predatory arrangement that would make nature documentarians weep. The patient expired almost immediately upon conception, its final gasps marked by a staggering ninety-four percent price evaporation, a financial hemorrhage of truly biblical proportions.