CAUSE OF DEATH
The Pumpfun Dog's Tragic Twenty-Minute Existence
In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was $0 liquidity and twelve bewildered souls staring at their wallets. The Pumpfun Dog arrived stillborn into the world, a creature so poorly constructed that its top holders—owning every single token—made it mathematically impossible for anyone else to escape.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull meets existential crypto futility
EPITAPH
"Born at zero hours, dead before lunch. A truly ambitious timeline for financial devastation."