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Traingoat Derails After Merely One Hour

Here we observe the traingoat, a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already decomposing at an alarming rate. Despite its valiant 114% price surge—a final, desperate gasp for relevance—the absence of liquidity and the vulturous concentration of wealth among ten holders reveal the true nature of this doomed venture. Like a locomotive with no tracks, it simply careened off the cliff.