CAUSE OF DEATH
Birth and Death in Sixty Minutes Flat
In the beginning, there was optimism. In the end, there was mathematics. This specimen survived merely one hour—a blink in evolutionary time—before succumbing to the inevitable forces of pump-and-dump entropy, its liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the Serengeti sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drain, concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"It came. It pumped 24.7%. It saw two holders own everything. It died. Such is the circle of defi."
