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MUDSHARK: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for zero hours while somehow managing a 1128% price swing, as if violently convulsing in its crib. With seven holders and liquidity as present as the dodo, MUDSHARK represents nature's perfect example of financial entropy: all the hallmarks of a rug pull, yet so transparent in its dysfunction that even the perpetrators appear to have abandoned it.