CAUSE OF DEATH
Diamond Hands Meets Sudden Onset Rigor Mortis
In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of the terminally concentrated. With ninety-one percent of its tissue mass residing in but ten cellular bodies, this token never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more an elaborate farewell note written in smart contracts.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and acute liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It had the audacity to be named after conviction, yet lasted shorter than a mayfly's fever dream."