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PoopCoin Expires After Brief, Explosive Existence

In the twilight hours of its eight-day existence, PoopCoin has succumbed to the inevitable forces of market gravity—a spectacular 87.8% collapse that would make even the most optimistic bag holder weep into their cold wallet. With zero liquidity and 88.9% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a merciful few, this specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a classic pump-and-dump cadaver: ambitious in birth, fraudulent in design, and thoroughly departed in spirit.