CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago into a world of 11 holders, Shitty House collapsed with the grace of a newborn wildebeest—all potential, no lungs. The top ten holders, possessing the entire ecosystem, watched dispassionately as their creation hemorrhaged 7.2% in a single day, a mathematical inevitability when the predator and prey are one and the same.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Centralized wealth distribution, acute illiquidity
EPITAPH
"It lasted longer than most marriages, and made about as much financial sense."